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Wine in the Face
man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. After taking a sip of the wine, he hurled the remainder into the bartender's face. Before the bartender could recover from the shock, the man began weeping.
"Im sorry," he sobbed. "I'm really sorry. I keep doing that to bartenders. I can't tell you how embarrassing it is to have a compulsion like this."
Far from being angry, the bartender was sympathetic and suggested that the man see an analyst about his problem. "I happen to have the name of a good psychiatrist," said the bartender. "My brother and my wife both go to him, and they say he's the best there is."
Six month later, the man was back. The bartender remembered him. "Did you do what I suggested?" he asked, pouring the man a glass of white wine.
"I certainly did," said the man. "I've been seeing that psychiatrist twice a week." Then he took a sip of the wine and threw the rest into the bartender's face.
The flustered bartender wiped his face with a towel. "The doctor doesn't seem to be doing you any good," he spluttered.
"On the contrary," claimed the man. "He's done me the world of good."
"But you threw the wine in my face again!"
"Yes, but it doesn't embarrass me anymore."
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