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After a dozen shots of vodka, both were still stone cold sober when suddenly the bar door opened and a piece of red tarmac walked in. Immediately one piece of tarmac abandoned his drink and ran out of the bar.
The other piece of tarmac caught up with him the following day. "Why did you run off like that when the piece of red tarmac came into the bar?"
"Haven't you heard about him? He's a cycle-path!"
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