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A drunk staggered to the men's toilet in a large restaurant. Meandering back, he suddenly stopped and put his hand on a woman's shoulder.
      The woman recoiled in horror.
      "Excuse me," he said. "Did I step on your foot about five minutes ago?"
      "Yes," she snapped. "You certainly did!"
      "That's good," he said. "I knew my table was around here somewhere."

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