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  Scotch Please  

The bartender asked the guy sitting at the bar: "What'll you have?"
      The guy answered: "A scotch, please."
      The bartender handed him the drink and said: "That'll be five dollars."
      The guy said: "What are you talking about" I don't owe you anything for this."
      A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, said to the bartender: "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."
      The bartender was not happy, but said to the guy: "OK, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again."
      The next day, the same guy walked into the bar. The bartender said: "What the heck are you doing in here? I thought I told you to steer clear of this joint. I can't believe you've got the nerve to come back!"
      The guy said innocently: "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life."
      Fearing that he had made a mistake, the bartender backed down. "I'm very sorry, but the likeness is uncanny. You must have a double."
      The guy replied: "Thanks. Make it a scotch."

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