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Lawyer One Liners 3
      Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
      A: You don't know how? Good!

      Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
      A: In the cemetary.

      Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
      A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid extra for a longer fight.

      Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
      A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.

      Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rhinoceros?
      A: The lawyer charges more.

      Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
      A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

      Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a computer nerd?
      A: Sooner or later everyone needs a lawyer.

      Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
      A: One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a catfish.

      Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
      A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

      Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
      A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.

      Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
      A: A lawyer can take off his wingtips.

      Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
      A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

      Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
      A: Cut the rope.

      Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
      A: Take your foot off his head.

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