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  The Farmer's Divorce  

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
      The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."
      The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
      The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
      The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
      The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
      The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
      The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
      The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
      The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
      The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
      Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
      And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."

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