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  Lost  

A farmer stood leaning on a fence at the edge of his property. He watched as a red sports car came over the top of a hill and followed the road up to the spot where he stood.
      
      The driver pulled over to the side of the road and called out to the farmer. "Do you know how I can get to Route 91?" the driver asked.
      
      The farmer thought for a few seconds. Then he said, "Nope."
      
      "Do you know where the nearest turnpike entrance is?" the driver asked.
      
      "Nope," the farmer replied.
      
      "How about the town of Hadley. Do you know which direction it is from here?"
      
      "Nope."
      
      Exasperated, the driver raced his engine. "You don't know very much, do you?"he said.
      
      "Nope," the farmer replied. "But I'm not lost."


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