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  Blond One-Liners Two  

      Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
      A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
      
      Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
      A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
      
      Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
      A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
      
      Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?
      A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.
      
      Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING?
      A: The noise gave her a headache.
      
      Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS?
      A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
      
      Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
      A: They don't know the route.
      
      Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
      A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
      
      Q: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road?
      A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
      
      Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES?
      A: Elvis has been sighted.


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