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  Blonde One-Liners One  

      Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
      A: Alone.
      
      Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
      A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
      
      Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?
      A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
      
      Q: How does a blond spell farm?
      A: E-I-E-I-O
      
      Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
      A: She drowns it.
      
      Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
      A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
      
      Q: What do you give the blonde that has everything?
      A: Penicillin.
      
      Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
      A: An air bag.
      
      Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
      A: To avoid the draft.
      
      Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
      A: It's too hard to re-train them.


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