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  Blond One-Liners Three  

      Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SHOPPING CART?
      A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
      
      Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
      A: She turned it over and used the other side.
      
      Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
      A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
      
      Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
      A: Wave to her.
      
      Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
      A: And I thought blondes were dumb!
      
      Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
      A: Shine a torch in her ears.
      
      Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
      A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
      
      Q: How do you drown a blond?
      A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
      
      Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
      A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
      
      Q: WHAT CAN SAVE A DYING BLONDE?
      A: Hair transplants.


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