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  Blond One-Liners Six  

      Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
      A: One.
      Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
      A: Divorced.
      Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
      A: She threw it off a cliff.
      Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
      A: She fell out of the tree.
      Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
      A: The cow fell on her.
      Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
      A: Bobbing for french fries.
      Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
      A: There's white-out on the screen.
      Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
      A: There's writing on the white-out.
      Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
      A: There is a stamp on it.
      Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
      A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

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