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  Blond One-Liners Five  

      Q: What job function does a blonde have in an MandM factory?
      A: Proofreading.
      Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the MandM factory?
      A: For throwing out the W's.
      Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
      A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
      Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
      A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
      Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
      A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
      Q: How does the blonde car pool work?
      A: They all meet at work at 7:45.
      Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
      A: Her IQ goes up!
      Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
      A: They always forget the recipe.
      Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
      A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
      Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
      A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

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