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  Blond One-Liners Eight  

      Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
      A: To cover up the valve stem.
      Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
      A: Toes go in first.
      Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
      A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
      Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
      A: They can't remember the number.
      Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
      A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
      Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
      A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
      Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
      A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
      Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
      A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
      Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
      A: Reservations.

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