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Blond One-Liners Nine
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Very Gifted!
Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear!
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Q: What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
A: Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.
Q: What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
A: They drowned in Spring Training.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been on the computer?
A: She has left cheese for the mouse.
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