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drunk was floundering down an alleyway carrying a box with holes in the side when he bumped into an old friend.
"What have you got there?" asked the friend, nodding towards the box.
"A mongoose," replied the drunk.
"What have you got a mongoose for?"
"Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk, I see snakes and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why I got this mongoose, for protection."
"But those snakes are imaginary."
"That's OK. So is this mongoose."
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