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  My Mother Had a Child  

A man was sitting quietly at the bar when the bartender presented him with a riddle.
      
      "My mother had a child. It wasn't my brother, and it wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
      
      The man thought for a minute before giving up.
      
      "It was me, you fool!" exclaimed the bartender triumphantly.
      
      The man thought it was a good trick and decided to play it on his wife when he got home. He announced:
      
      "My mother had a child. It wasn't my brother, and it wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
      
      His wife looked at him blankly and gave up.
      
      "It was Jim at the Red Lion, you fool!"


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