FUNNY JOKES MENU Jokes Categories | Category: Funny Bar Jokes Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean bar jokes and humor about bars, bar jokes, drunks, booze, bartenders, and more. My Mother Had a Child man was sitting quietly at the bar when the bartender presented him with a riddle.
"My mother had a child. It wasn't my brother, and it wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The man thought for a minute before giving up.
"It was me, you fool!" exclaimed the bartender triumphantly.
The man thought it was a good trick and decided to play it on his wife when he got home. He announced:
"My mother had a child. It wasn't my brother, and it wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
His wife looked at him blankly and gave up.
"It was Jim at the Red Lion, you fool!"
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