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Category: Funny Women Jokes        Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean women jokes and humor about women. Smart women, dumb women, and women in general.   Feeling Like A Woman   'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains.              The next thing I know this woman from the front of the plane jumps up from her seat and starts screaming like a lunatic. "I can't die today! I WON'T die today! I am twenty-seven years old! I have been on countless dates and no one has ever made me feel like a woman!"              "Please, I don't want to die like this! Is there anyone on this airplane that can make me feel like a woman?" The entire plane went from hysteria to complete silence. Then, from the back of the plane, someone stood up. He was a dark, tall, well-built, handsome man.              "I can make you feel like a woman", was his reply. He started walking slowly down the isle to the woman, who was now shaking with anticipation. One by one he started unbuttoning his shirt buttons, revealing his rippling stomach muscles.              He quickly took his shirt off, slowly reached for her trembling hand, looked in her eyes, handed her his shirt, and said "Iron this." Previous Women Joke | Women Jokes Index | Next Women Joke Email this joke to a friend

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