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Top Ten Ways To Identify Where a Driver is From
10. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
9. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
8. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
7. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.
6. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.
5. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
4. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
3. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.
2. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
1. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
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