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Top Ten Ways To Identify Where a Driver is From
      10. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.

      9. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.

      8. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.

      7. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.

      6. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.

      5. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

      4. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.

      3. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.

      2. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.

      1. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.

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