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  Top Ten Newspaper Headlines With Double Meanings  

      10. March Planned For Next August
      9. Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
      8. Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
      7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
      6. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
      5. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
      4. Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
      3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
      2. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
      1. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

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