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  Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery  

      10. Someone call the janitor - we're gonna need a mop.
      
      9. Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
      
      8. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
      
      7. Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy.
      
      6. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
      
      5. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
      
      4. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
      
      3. What's this doing here?
      
      2. Sterile, shmeril. The floor's clean, right?
      
      1. Dang it! Page 47 of the manual is missing!


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