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Top Ten Kitchen Signs
10. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
9. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
7. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
6. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
5. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
4. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
3. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
2. Housework done properly can kill you.
1. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
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