You're here: Home » Funny Jokes » Top Ten Jokes » Top Ten Kitchen Signs


FUNNY JOKES MENU

Animal Jokes (17)
Aviation Jokes (4)
Bar Jokes (6)
Barber Jokes (3)
Biker Jokes (7)
Blind Jokes (13)
Blonde Jokes (16)
Blonde One-Liner Jokes (9)
Business Jokes (9)
Catholic Jokes (9)
Christian Jokes (31)
Christmas Jokes (9)
Computer Jokes (14)
Cowboy Jokes (5)
Crime Jokes (5)
Death Jokes (17)
Dentist Jokes (7)
Doctor Jokes (18)
Drunk Jokes (14)
Dumb Stuff Jokes (18)
Easter Jokes (4)
Ethnic Jokes (13)
Farmer Jokes (10)
Father Jokes (5)
Fishing Jokes (6)
Food Jokes (4)
Golf Jokes (15)
Heaven Jokes (6)
Hell Jokes (4)
Hunting Jokes (9)
Irish Jokes (12)
Kids Jokes (21)
Lawyer Jokes (30)
Marriage Jokes (25)
Math Jokes (3)
Medical Jokes (5)
Men Jokes (16)
Men vs. Women Jokes (11)
Mexican Jokes (3)
Military Jokes (9)
Money Jokes (9)
Mother Jokes (7)
Music Jokes (1)
Nun Jokes (4)
Office Jokes (4)
Old Age Jokes (28)
One Liners Jokes (6)
Parenting Jokes (5)
Pickup Lines Jokes (2)
Pilot Jokes (4)
Police Jokes (11)
Political Jokes (13)
Redneck Jokes (15)
Religion Jokes (10)
School Jokes (11)
Sports Jokes (10)
Taxi Driver Jokes (2)
Teacher Jokes (5)
Top Ten Jokes (14)
Wedding Jokes (3)
Wife Jokes (5)
Women Jokes (11)
Work Jokes (13)
Yo Mama Jokes (10)

Category: Funny Top Ten Jokes
       Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean top ten jokes and humor about top ten lists.

  Top Ten Kitchen Signs  

      10. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
      
      9. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
      
      7. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
      
      6. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
      
      5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
      
      5. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
      
      4. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
      
      3. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
      
      2. Housework done properly can kill you.
      
      1. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.


Previous Top Ten Joke | Top Ten Jokes Index | Next Top Ten Joke

Email this joke to a friend

Privacy Policy
Copyright © 1999-2008 eDigg.com. All rights reserved.