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Your yard has been proposed as a new landfill site.
      Your kid's birth announcements include the phrase "rug rat."
      Your pocket knife has ever been referred to as "Exhibit A."
      Your sister has a "Soldier of Fortune" subscription.
      Your wife is your sister and your daughter
      You've ever stood in line more than 1 hour to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
      Your bank checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.
      You've ever stabbed someone's hand while reaching for the last pork chop.
      On Christmas eve, you left Santa a beer and a Slim Jim.

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