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  Redneck Ice Fishing  

There were two good ol' boys who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, so they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely.
      
      They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle.
      
      One of them said, "We're gonna need an ice pick."
      
      So they got that, and they took off.
      
      In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're gonna need another dozen ice picks."
      
      Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left.
      
      In about an hour, he was back. Said, "We're gonna need all the ice picks you've got."
      
      The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"
      
      "Not very well a'tall," he said. "We ain't even got the boat in the water yet."


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