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BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
      BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
      BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
      BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
      CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
      CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
      TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
      CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
      DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
      DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
      FAX - What you lie about to the cops
      IRS HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
      HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
      INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
      KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
      MAC - Big Bubba's favourite fast food
      MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
      MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
      MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
      NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
      ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
      ROM - Where the Pope lives
      SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
      SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
      SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the Year
      SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear

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