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  Pilot One Liners  

      Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew?
      A: A pilot and a dog...the pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.
      
      Q: How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
      A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
      
      Q: How do you know if a pilot is at your party?
      A: He'll tell you.
      
      Q: How do you know when you are half way through a date with a pilot?
      A: Because he says: "Thats enough about flying, let's talk about me"!
      
      Q: What's the purpose of the propeller?
      A: To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!


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