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  Pickup Lines Snappy Comebacks  

      Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
      Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
      
      Man: "Haven't we met before?"
      Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Venereal Disease Clinic."
      
      Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
      Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
      
      Man: "Is this seat empty?"
      Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
      
      Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
      Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
      
      Man: "Your place or mine?"
      Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
      
      Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
      Woman: "It's in the phone book."
      
      Man: "But I don't know your name."
      Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
      
      Man: "What sign were you born under?"
      Woman: "No Parking."


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