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      Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
      Woman: "Do Not Enter."
      Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
      Woman: "Unfertilized!"
      Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
      Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
      Man: "I can tell that you want me."
      Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
      Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
      Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
      Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
      Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
      Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."
      Woman: "Thank you. It's in aisle three at the corner drug store."
      Man: "Your body is like a temple."
      Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
      Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
      Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

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