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  The Gate Is Broken  

St. Peter was checking the gate beween Heaven and Hell and found a broken hinge. He walked over to the "Pit" and called to the Devil...
      
      The Devil says, "Yeah, whaddya want..?"
      
      St. Peter: "The hinge is broken and it's your turn to fix it.."
      
      The Devil retorted: "Gee, I am a bit busy and don't have anyone available for this.."
      
      St. Peter got angry, "Look, we have an agreement, and it's your turn to fix the gate..!"
      
      The Devil responded, "Sorry Pete, it's our peak season and there just isn't anyone available..."
      
      St. Peter turned red and exclaimed..." Ok, if that's the way you want it, we'll sue..!"
      
      A big grin broke out on the Devil's face, "Oh yeah, and just where are you going to find a lawyer...?!"


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