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  An Ounce Of Brains  

A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant.
      His doctor gives him a choice of available brains. There's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the sum of $800 an ounce.
      The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff! How come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?"
      The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"

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