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  Vacationing Golfer  

A vacationing golfer was out playing on a course that he had never played before. He hired a caddie from the pro shop to show him the layout of the course, and help him decide what shots to play.
      On the first tee, the golfer mis-hit his shot, and it dribbled forward about 15 yards. He was slightly embarrassed, but determined to play a better second shot. He hit his second shot into the bordering fairway, and his third shot into a sand trap. By the time he holed out on this Par 4, he was 6 over par.
      The man turned to his caddie and said, "Well, I have never played this badly before!"
      To which the caddie replied, "I didn't realize you had played before, sir."

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