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  Golf In Heaven  

Bart and Art have been a twosome on the links every day since they've been retired. One day, as they're putting on their golf shoes in the clubhouse, they get into a conversation about heaven and whether there are any golf courses there. They make a pact. The first one to die will come back and tell the other one. Bart dies first, and sure enough, comes back to visit Art.
      Art says, "Well are there any golf courses in heaven?"
      "I have good news and I have bad news," says Bart.
      "We have the ultimate golf course in the sky and tournament which starts tomorrow."
      "So what's the bad news?"
      "You're my partner!"

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