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Stupid Quotes 1
uestion: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
      - Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

      Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
      - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

      I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
      - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

      Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
      - Mariah Carey, pop singer

      "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
      - Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

      The police are not here to create disorder. They're here to preserve disorder."
      - Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 Democratic Party convention

      China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
      - Former French President Charles de Gaulle

      I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
      - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

      The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.
      - Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole

      Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
      - Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower

      Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas
      - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

      We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
      - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

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