Actual Label Instructions On Consumer Goods

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Actual Label Instructions On Consumer Goods
      On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

      On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

      On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

      On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

      On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

      On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

      On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

      On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

      On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

      On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.

      On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

      On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

      On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

      On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

      On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

      On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

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