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Category: Funny Biker Jokes
Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean biker jokes and humor about bikers, bars, the ol lady, chicks, Harleys, Hondas, babes, and more. Simple Rules Chicks Need To Know 1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3. If you ask us a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
4. Sometimes he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
6. Get rid of your cat. No, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
9. Dogs are better then ANY cat. Period.
8. Shopping is not everybodys idea of a good time.
9. You have enough clothes.
10. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
11. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must. But don't expect us to like it.
12. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad probably is too.
13. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
14. He won't remember your anniversary, mark it on the calender.
15. Yes and No, are perfectly acceptable answers.
16. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
17. Foreign films are for foreigners.
18. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in a argument.
19. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
20. If you don't dress like Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
21. If something we said can be interpreted two different ways, and one way makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
22. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
23. Whenever possible, please say whetever you have to say during commercials.
24. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, neither do we.
25. When we're turning the steering wheel and the car is starting onto the off ramp, you saying "this is our exit," is not necessary.
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