FUNNY JOKES MENU Jokes Categories | Category: Funny Biker Jokes Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean biker jokes and humor about bikers, bars, the ol lady, chicks, Harleys, Hondas, babes, and more. Not Finished dumb blonde went to a soda machine. She inserted two quarters and pushed the RED button. She heard some noise, and saw a can of Coke emerge.
She then started searching her large purse for some more money. About this time, a biker came up behind her, and waited patiently for her to finish.
She located a dollar bill and inserted it into the machine. More noises. She then pressed the Green button, and was rewarded with a can of Sprite.
She fumbled with the change in the Return slot, and put it back into the Deposit slot. She then pushed the Orange button, and received a can of Crush.
The biker then asked her, "Are you finished YET?"
She then replied, "Finished, Nothin'! I'm still winning!"
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