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man came into a bar and ordered a martini.
Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing.
After an hour, by which time he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out.
"Well," remarked a customer, "I never saw anything as strange as that!"
"What was strange about it?" asked the barman. "His wife had sent him out for a jar of olives."
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