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No Scotch Here
drunk reeled into a funeral parlour and ordered a scotch.

      The mortician tried to explain where he was, but the befuddled drunk simply repeated the order.

      "Look," said the mortician, "we do not serve scotch here. Do you understand?"

      "OK," said the drunk. "Give me a beer."

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