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  Yo' Mama's So Ugly... 2  

      ...I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
      ...Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
      ...a fly wouldn't sit on her.
      ...even rice krispies won't talk to her!
      ...her dentist treats her by mail!
      ...her doctor is a veterinarian.
      ...her face is closed on weekends!
      ...if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
    looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
      ...she can turn Madusa to stone.
      ...she could curdle urine.
      ...she could gag a maggot on a gutwagon.
      ...she could make a freight train take a gravel road.
      ...she could scare a dog off a meat truck.
      ...she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.
      ...she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
      ...she could scare the moss off a rock!
      ...she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
      ...she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
      ...she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.
      ...she has to sneak up on a cup of water!

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