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  Yo' Mama's So Ugly...  

      ...yo' father put the bathroom mirror inside the medicine cabinet
      ...her pillows cry at night
      ...her own shadow is afraid of her
      ...even her Rice Krispies won't talk to her
      ...she could be a poster child for the burn center
      ...when she was a child, her parents sent her to the movies-then moved!
      ...when she was a child, she had to "trick or treat" over the telephone
      ...she could make k.d. lang go straight
      ...she's a living example of why some animals eat their young
      ...she's a living example of why you shouldn't marry your sister
    pay top dollar for her to stand in the fields and scare the crows away

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