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Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean yo mama jokes and humor about yo Mama, yo fat Mama, yo stupid Mama, and more. Yo' Mama's So Stupid... 2 ...she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
...she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
...she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
...she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
...she got fired from the MandM factory for throwing away all the W's.
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
...she ordered her sushi well done.
...she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
...she bought a solar powered flashlight.
...she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
...she got hit by a parked car.
...she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
...she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
...she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
...she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
...when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.
...she asked you what the number for 911 was.
...she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
...she called the cocaine hot line to order some.
...she could trip over a cordless phone!
...she gets lost in thought.
...she got stabbed in a shootout.
...she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
...she returned a puzzle complaining it was broken!
...she saw a sign that said Wet Floor so she did!
...she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
...she took a shower and got brain-washed.
...she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
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