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  Yo' Mama's So Short...  

      ...she looks up to EVERYONE
      ...she could bungee jump off my shoelaces
      ...she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a curb
      ...she goes swimming in a bottle cap
      ...she scuba dives in the fish bowl
      ...she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime
      ...she takes an elevator to get up to bed
      ...she could handglide on a dorito chip
    can see her feet on her driver licence picture.
      ...she could ride on the back of a roach, and her legs would still dangle

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