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  Yo' Mama's So Fat...  

      ...whenever she goes swimming in the ocean, baby whales nurse on her breasts
      ...when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!
      ...she makes King Kong look like a baby chimp
      ...even Arsenio couldn't kiss all her butt
      ...she showers at a car wash
      ...she's on both sides of the family!
      ...her picture weighs 10 pounds!
      ...when she goes to the beach, she's the only one who gets a tan
      ...she uses a hula hoop as a pinkie ring
      ...if she bent over, they could show two movies on her butt
      ...when she dances the band skips
      ...I could go bungie jumping with the elastic from her underwear
      ...when she wears a red dress, everyone yells, "Hey Kool-Aid!"
      ...her clothes have stretch marks
      ...her nickname is "eclipse"!
      ...she got her own atmosphere
      ...when she sites around the house, she REALLY sits around the house
      ...when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
      ...when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
      ...she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
      ...she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
      ...when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
      ...she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
      ...her picture takes two frames.
      ...mosquitoes see her and scream buffet!
      ...she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.

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