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  Double Trouble  

This woman's husband was cheating on her. The woman and her husband got a divorce and the woman went on with her life hating her ex-husband. One day she found a beautifull lamp lieing in the streets. She picked it up and rubbed it a little bit. Suddenly, a geenie popped out of the lamp! The geenie said that it would grant her 3 wishes and that with every wish her husband it get the same thing only double!
      
       So, the woman thinks of a first wish...
      
      "I want to be rich!!!"
      
      So, the woman became rich, and the husband became twice as rich!
      
      So, the woman thinks of a second wish...
      
      "I want to be beautifull!!"
      
      So, the woman became beautifull, and the husband became twice as beautifull.
      
       "Okay", the geenie says. "This is your last wish so be carefull what you wish for!"
      
       The woman thinks real hard and finally comes to a desision.
      
      "I Want You To Scare me HALF To Death!!"


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