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Category: Funny Taxi Driver Jokes        Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean taxi drivers jokes and humor about taxi drivers, taxis, cabs, cabbies, passengers, and more.   Not Your Fault   taxi was driving down a busy main road, The taxi's passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.              The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"              The passenger apologised and said he didn't realise that a little tap could scare him so much.              The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving 'hearses' for the last 25 years!!!!!" Previous Taxi Driver Joke | Taxi Driver Jokes Index | Next Taxi Driver Joke Email this joke to a friend

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