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Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
      "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."
      "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
      Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
      "Absolutely not," he said.
      "How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."
      "Season's almost over," he said.

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