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  Illnesses  

I had the toughest time of my life: First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from those, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.
      
      Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis and rheumatism.
      
      I don't know how I pulled through it. It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.


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