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You might be a red neck if...
      You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
      Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"
      You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'
      Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
      The value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
      Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
      You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
      You win the most fingers and toes contest at your local bar.
      You read this and say "Yeah, so.....what's your point?"

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