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My Friend Is Dead
couple of rednecks are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eys are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure your friend is really dead."
There is a brief silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. "Ok, Now What?"
couple of rednecks are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eys are rolled back in his head.