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The Tragedy
eorge W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.

      The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy." So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy.

      One boy stood up and said, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

      "No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

      A girl raised her hand and said, "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy."

      "I'm afraid not," the President said. "That's what we would call a Great Loss."

      The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

      Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy."

      "That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asked the President.

      "Well," Johnny said, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure wouldn't be a Great Loss..."

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