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The President And The Queen
resident Bush is representing the United States of America on a highly formal and carefully orchestrated state visit to England. After landing at Heathrow, Air Force One stops at a bright red carpet down which the President strides to join Queen Elizabeth II in a beautifully ornate 17th-century coach hitched to six perfectly matched white horses. The coach proceeds through the streets of London en route to Buckingham Palace, the Queen and the President waving to the cheering throngs.
As the coach approaches Buck House, the right-rear horse suddenly passes gas in a thunderous roar that reverberates through the air and rattles the doors of the coach.
Uncomfortable, the reaction of the two powerful figures is to focus their attention elsewhere and behave as if nothing out of the ordinary has happened.
But the Queen is the first to realize that ignoring what had just happened is ridiculous. She says to Dubya, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things even a Queen cannot control."
Dubya replies: "Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought. If you hadn't said something, I would have thought it was one of the horses."
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